Funny Birthday Mug, You're Upgrading to Less Teeth

You’re Not Getting Older, You’re Just Upgrading to Less Teeth” Birthday Mug

Age is just a number… but teeth? Those are negotiable.

This “You’re Not Getting Older, You’re Just Upgrading to Less Teeth” mug is the perfect cheeky birthday gift for someone who laughs at getting older (or has no choice anymore). Ideal for milestone birthdays, funny gift exchanges, or lovingly roasting friends and family who can take a joke.

Because nothing says happy birthday like reminding them time is undefeated.

🎉 Details

High-quality ceramic mug

Glossy finish with bold, long-lasting print

Microwave & dishwasher safe

Available in multiple sizes

😬 Why You’ll Love It

Hilarious ageing humour that always gets a laugh

Great novelty birthday gift for friends, partners, or coworkers

Perfect for coffee, tea, or something soft enough to chew

🎁 Perfect For

Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th+)

Friends with a dark sense of humour

Family members who appreciate a good roast

⚠️ Note
Contains cheeky humour about ageing — gift responsibly.

Another year older. Fewer teeth. Same great mug. 🎂☕️

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